Friday, 15 August 2008

Thodi Si Funny Shayari Ho Jae

Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...

tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya

paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!



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Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,

jidar dekho udar khuda hai,

idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai

jidhar nahi khuda hai....

udhar kal khudega!



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koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

abe aage bhi to bol...............

neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se

udaa do saale ko...................



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tuhaar chehraa moti samaan

tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...

moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!



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tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,

tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....

ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!



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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...

pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..

phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!



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Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..

Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......

Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...

Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !



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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,

yu aansoo na bahana,

Agar meri yaad aaye to,

sidhe upar chale aana!!



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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha

Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha

Unho ne phool to phenka..

par gamla bhi saath tha!!

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