English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"
Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.
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"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
Do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!
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Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect
At her LIPS is Love
CHEEKis Heroism
NECK is Lust
BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY
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- Shraddha
- Sydney, NSW, Australia
- Hi!!I am Shraddha Tiwari ,Pandey after marriage basically from Wardha,Maharashtra and Now settled in Sydney,Australia.I am an electrical Engineer but now do home making and enjoy doing it.I love reading and writing various blog.I believe that life is too short to learn everything so I try do my best in whatever I do.Even if fail to do it I will not say I failed 1000 times..I will say that I have discovered that there are 1000 ways that can cause failure.Thats why after making changes to my blogs the final result is infront of you.And still I want to make them more and more better.Your Comments will encourage my blog to become more user friendly.Thanx to view my profile.
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