Friday, 29 August 2008

munna the programmer

Apun Jaisey Tapore Ko Kiya Maloom
Saala Programing Kis Cheryaan Ka Naam Hai?
Copy Paste kar Key Apna Time Pass Hota Hai
Copy Paste Ka Kaam Milta Hai
Bas Apun Khush
Yeh Coding Ka Lafda Locha Kayko?
Arey Kayko?
Arey Kayko Rey?
Fir Ek Din Boley Tu Apun Ko Ek Project Mila
Yahoooooooooooo
Saala Apun Ka Khoopre Chakar Kah Gaya
Computer Key Sath DIL Saala Takar Kah Gaya
Apun Ko Laga Apun Ka Bera Paar Ho Gaya
Boley To Baap Saala Apun Ko Bhi Kaam Mil Gaya
Din Bhar Apun Computer Key Aagey
Koi Lafra Nahi Kuch Nahi
Teen Din Na Motey Sey Raada Na Patley Sey Pangaa
Bas Chup Chaap
Apun Ka Bero Loog Saala Dar Gaya
Bola Kiya Bey Munna Saala Tu Bhi Programmer Ban Gaya
Fir Ek Din Apun Ko Kaam Karta Dekh Lamba Bola
Yeh Munna! Kiya Coding Bana Reyla Hai Baap
Apun Ka Khoopre Satka
Lamboo Ko Pakra
Bola Idhar Aa Sahney Terey Ko Coding Seekahta Hoon
Saaley Ko Itna Sekahya Itna Sekahya
Abhi Tak Saala Forms Main Kacha Hai
Aur Aaj Tak Us Ka Forms Key Sath Chattis Ka Aakraa Hai
Samjha ?
Samjha Kiya ?
(Phir? Phir Kiya Howa?)
Fir Ek Din Apun Ney Coding Poora Kar Diya
Form Poora Kar Key Apun Ney Testing Ko Bhej Diya
Lagta Tha Ab Apun Ka Kaam Kahtam Ho Gaya
Par DTS Main Issues Dekh Key Saala Apun Dar Gaya
Apun Key Samney Tester Ney Mere Coding Main Kaye Galtiyan Nikale
Apun Ke Coding Ke Poore Wat Laga Daale
Apun Udarhich Kahra Tha
Par Apun Kuch Nahi Bola
Kayko Boleyga?
Kayko?
Saala Ek, Ek Kaam Kiya Tha
Us Main Bhi Itney Bugs
Par Apun Ek Aansoo Bhi Nahi Rooya
Kayko Royega?
Kayko?
Saala Apun Hij Yeeda Tha Na
Agley Din Sey Phir Wahi Life Chalo
Wahi Copy Paste Karna
Wahi Messages
Saala Itna Mails Forward Kiya
Itna Mails Forward Kiya
Loog Samjhey Mail Server Down Ho Gaya
Bhoolney Ka Hai Bhoolney Ka Hai
Par Kiya Karey Ga
Training Ley Key Bhi Jab Kaam Nahi Milta Hai
Haan Thora Bore Howa Par Chalta Hai
(Phir ? Phir Kiya Howa?)
Fir
Fir Kiya
Agley Din Apun Ko Ek Aur Project Mila
Saala Apun Ka Khoopre Phir Chakkar Kah Gaya
Computer Key Sath DIL Saala Phir Takkar Kah Gaya
Shaapak
Ho Ho Ho Hooooooooo
Ho Ho Ho Hooooooooo

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