Ek bhoot dusare bhoot ko bolta hai-
Kitni ajeeb baat hai aadmi mar ne
ke baad bhoot ban jata hai,
par aurat chudel ki chudel hi rehti hai.....
Wife- Ek baat bolu maarna mat.
Husband- Bolo.
Wife- I am pregnant.
Husband- Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Wife- College me ek baar papa ko
batai thi to bahut maara tha.
A marathi student in a village was asked to
read the English numbers 70, 82, 89, 99.
He reads "Shewanti, Yeti tu? Yeti nai? nai tar nai..."
Sardar - Bachpan me maa ki bat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.
Judge- Kya kehti thi maa?
Sardar- Jab bat hi nahi suni to kaise batau kya kehti thi?
Wife- "Suno ji, doctor ne muze 1 mahine aaram k liye kisi
Hill station pe jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?"
Husband- Dusre doctor ke pas.
Santa goes to hotel and orders fried fish.
Waiter- Sir, French or Spanish?
Santa- Jo marji le aa, maine kaunsi baatein karni hai....!
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